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Alyssa Eating Hotdogs is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Michaels and I were out at a radio remote yesterday afternoon at Suburban Wholesale and Supply. J.R. had lunch catered in for everyone from HyVee, and everything was going great until Alyssa showed up.
Maybe it's because we're so immature that everything turns dirty, but this is why we can't have nice things:
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