This is the first time I've heard anyone mention a lava lamp in forever. And unfortunately, this isn't in the context of some good news like, "Lava lamps are trendy again, go buy one for every room of your house."

There's a 29-year-old woman named Chanel Hall in Tampa, Florida.

And earlier this month, she busted into her 26-year-old ex-girlfriend's house at 3:00 A.M. Then Chanel charged upstairs, grabbed a lava lamp, and hit her ex in the head with it.

There's no word on WHY she was so angry at her ex. The only thing we know is that they'd been together for 10 months, then they broke up, and then this lava lamp thing happened.

Chanel was arrested on Monday for felony burglary with aggravated battery or assault.

Pasco County Jail

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