Does this count as kicking yourself?

There's a 58-year-old woman named Michelle Jackson in Marrero, Louisiana. Well last week, her 59-year-old boyfriend dumped her for good after a six-year on-again, off-again relationship.

And that made Michelle so angry that she did the only logical thing... later that night, while he was asleep, she grabbed his prosthetic leg and started hitting him with it.

He wound up with a pretty nasty cut on his head, and she was arrested for aggravated battery.

Read more at New Orleans Times-Picayune.