This weekend, the Quad City Storm headed to Peoria for the SPHL President's Cup Semi-Finals, and Hairball, Megan and some friends followed them there.

Looking to get a snack, Megan hit up one of the concession stands, ordered some food, and received something that looked like one of the cooks was letting her know he thought she was cute or something.

So, lets get our minds in the right mindset before we look at what she got, and see if we can pick out which of these looks like something it shouldn't.

Like the Ypsilanti Water Tower in Michigan:

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How about this innkeeper fish, which washed up on a beach in California:

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baynaturemagazine via Instagram
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Someone who drove away after a light dusting, and left this spot of untouched pavement.

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Georgia Rogers via Twitter
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Or this woman who just wanted a new marbled cutting board.

Alright, are we ready to see this?

Megan said she ordered chicken tenders and fries, but we're pretty sure she must've misspoke because it looks like she got a big plateful of deep-fried dick.

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If you're having trouble seeing how this could possibly look like a peen, Hairball did this artist's rendering to show you better.

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I mean, come on. There's no freaking way nobody in the kitchen didn't see that and think "Huh, that looks like a deep-fried pedodie."

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Need a cutout chicken tender dick for any reason? Just download this photo below, and have at it.

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We found out, lunch ladies have the duty of filtering out "suggestive" foods so kids don't joke around about them.

"You guys are talking about phallic symbols and food. This was the very reason we sorted through the kid when I was lunch lady at the middle school. We would see these all the time. Occasionally we play jokes on each other and maybe scored a little ranch dressing at the end of one," one listener said.

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 Or check out the ice that Listener Teresa found in her freezer.

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