Name The Rock ‘N’ Roll Mansion’s Gargoyles

I showed up this morning as I usually do, consumed in something dumb on my phone while I walked into the Rock and Roll Mansion. Only this particular morning I was greeted by the huge freaking gargoyles on either side of the front door!

I was startled at first, wondering if perhaps I was crossing the river Styx, instead of the threshold to the radio station. So I looked up, and greeted my new friends with, Hi Rock, Hi Roll..." But clearly these fellas need better names.

After all, what's a gargoyle without a name??? Post a comment with your best names. Give us something really creative, something better than "Gargoyle McGargoyleface."