Remember back in the day when you had to have those awkward conversations with people about sex.  No, just me!  Oh, well damn.  Moving on.  My point is that now all you have to do is type the phrase you are interested about into your phone and there is everything you need to know.  And probably some stuff you wish you didn't know...or see.  But there it is, in all it's internet glory.

A new survey from Bespoke Surgical has dived in the deep end of top searched sexual positions.  Plus they conducted a survey for our favorite position, our favorite toys and where outside the bedroom we like to get it on.  They didn't ask me to participate in this survey, but my answers would be "any", "all", "anywhere".  Bout sums it up.

“The results of this new Bespoke Surgical survey are really enlightening and show we’ve been spending the past year researching – and trying – a wide range of sexual positions,” commented sexual health and wellness expert Dr. Evan Goldstein. “We were impressed by a few aspects of the results, including the range of positions Americans are utilizing in their sexual arsenal, especially a rise in anal engagement. We hope Americans continue to explore both their and their partners, bodies in healthy, positive ways.”

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Now to dive in what you are searching for you naughty boys and girls.

 

Iowa, you were searching the phrase "Queening".  Don't know what that one is?  Well, it's face-sitting...backwards of course.  Cause you know, that is how Queen's sit.

Illinois, you have been searching "Mutual Masturbation".  Pretty self explanatory on that one.

Wisconsin, my home state, come on man.  You are searching "Cowgirl".  That is what you need to look up.  You haven't figured that one out yet.  SMH.

The last one for the Midwest needs no commentary.  Minnesota, "Rim Job".

What is number 1 in the U.S.A., "When analyzing Google Trends search volume of sex positions over the past year, reverse cowgirl was the clear winner, with the highest search volume across seven states."

Check out the full listings from Bespoke Surgical below and ride on girl, ride on.

 

Quad City Area Home With Waterslide, Stage & More Selling For $2.5 Million

This gorgeous home for sale is just an hour away from the Quad Cities. Located at 26960 Sieverding Ridge in Bellevue, IA, this beautiful home is what the realtor is calling "an entertainers dream". It has 4 bedrooms, 3.75 bathrooms, a 4 car garage, an in ground pool with a 97 foot waterslide, a full lodge with a bar and stage, and so much more. This is the listing of the house, according to the Dubuque Area For Sale By Owner website.

This property has a 4,499 square foot house, a detached lodge with full bar and garage/workspace/shop, and an in ground fiberglass pool with a 97 foot water slide and pool house .

This gorgeous home is located in the country and is just 2 minutes away from homey, beautiful, Bellevue, Iowa. 

It features many custom upgrades including, but not limited too:
  • All brick home
  • Granite countertops including 2 islands in the main kitchen
  • Stainless steel appliances
  • Beverage cooler
  • Maple and bamboo hardwood floors
  • 2 fireplaces
  • Large master suite
  • Walk-in closets
  • Full kitchen in the basement
  • 3 dishwashers
  • Large walk in pantry
  • Large dining room area
  • 2 laundry rooms
  • Forced air heat and central air
  • Mud room/ locker area off the garage
  • Office
  • Large windows that allows natural lighting.

The property also includes a detached garage/lodge/bar/shop area that 3,440 square foot and all brick. The garage/lodge also has many customs upgrades including, but not limited too:
  • Full kitchen with granite countertops
  • Stainless steel appliances
  • Living and dining area
  • Full bathroom
  • Storage area that is currently used as a hunting lodge
  • Forced air heat and central air
  • Full bar entertainment area with stage that seats 50 plus people
  • Additional garage area that can used for multiple purposes including shop area, boat storage, etc. 

And of course this home has a gorgeous in ground pool and gorgeous outdoor space. The in ground fiberglass pool is salt water and 16' x 40' and a kiddie pool/ tanning ledge that is 8' x 16' and an automatic pool cover. The pool also includes a basketball hoop. A large concrete deck overlooks the pool area where the 97 foot water slide begins. 

There is a pool house too that includes a half bathroom, storage area, pool equipment room, full bar with ice machine, beverage coolers, stainless steel sinks, and concrete bar. A large built in pergola sits on the tanning deck which provides cooling shade. The pool is surrounded by concrete that creates space for many entertainment options. 

See what this gorgeous, $2.5 million home in Bellevue, IA looks like below!