This actually sounds more exciting than the last Indiana Jones movie.

There's a 21-year-old guy from Rushville, New York whose real name is Indiana Jones. It's Indiana Z. Jones, to be precise. Which is even cooler.

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He was driving his 2002 Audi on Sunday night and some cops tried to pull him over. It's not clear why yet, but for whatever reason, he didn't want to stop. Maybe he thought they had snakes, he hates snakes. So he sped off.

Indiana Jones and the cops got into a high-speed chase at over 100 miles an hour. It ended after six minutes when the police used spike strips to pop his tires. I assume Plan B was running him down with a giant boulder.

Indiana Jones was arrested and hit with 14 different charges, including unlawfully fleeing a police officer, reckless operation, speeding, and having an unregistered vehicle.

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