Someone get this woman her own magic special on ABC. Because this is a more impressive trick than anything David Blaine has ever done.

A 28-year-old woman named Kathryn Ahlers was arrested in Winchester, Kentucky on Friday night for public intoxication.

They handcuffed her and put her in the back of a cop car.

And somehow, she managed to still retrieve a baggie of drugs from her LADY PARTS . . . and snort them. There's no word on what the drugs were specifically, the police report just says it was a white powder.

And for her final trick, she managed to hide the drugs before the cops got her out of the car.

She was hit with several charges.

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