Florida Escort Battered Man With Silly String, Can Did Damage Too
Florida people doing Florida things.
Investigators in Florida solved a case of battery pretty quickly after the victim identified his attacker to police quickly.
The arrest affidavit says 48-year-old Krystl Watts came up and “confronted the victim” before she “began spraying” him with a bunch of Silly String. Then, she hucked the can at the guy, 33-year-old Jessee Hammock.
The Silly String struck Hammock in the forehead, “causing a laceration.”
Police say that the phone number listed in her court records shows up the same for an escort service website with some... explicit photos of Krystl (who is labeled as "Taylor" on the website.)
It's not clear if we should be calling Jessee by the name John (if you get my drift) or not, but either way, he pressed charges.
Charged with battery, Krystl spent the night in jail and was let go the next morning on $1000 bond.
Read more at The Smoking Gun
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