Of all the times to crash your motorcycle... wow.

48-year-old John Julian was riding his motorcycle in Benton County, Arkansas earlier this year, and got into a crash. And he was hurt pretty badly, so he was airlifted to a hospital in Springfield, Missouri.

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While the staff was giving him a CT scan to assess his injuries, they found a bunch of drugs hidden in his rectum. They also found drugs and cash in his clothes. So between his pockets and his filthiest body cavity, he was packing 28 grams of meth, 8.5 grams of weed, five Xanax pills, and $1,245 in cash.

He was just charged with three counts of drug distribution. On the bright side for him, he did survive the crash, so at least he's alive to face the charges?

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