Dad Fuels High School Rivalry By Pooping In Their Hallway

Every school has that one team that they have a rivalry with, those jerks from across town who your school has hated since their inception nearly 100 years ago. You don't really know why you hate each other, but it's a rivalry you inherited from the upperclassmen that you know you have to keep up. Back in the day, before everyone got all finnicky, they used to kidnap the mascot, or TP the front lawn of the school, or some kind of other elaborate prank. It was commonplace, part of the fun, and something to reminisce about at the high school reunions.

The rivalry between Grosse Point High School and Bedford High School, both in Michigan, is a deep rivalry that extends generations that just got a little bit thicker thanks to the actions of one parent who took it upon himself to play his own little prank. During a 42-0 blowout game, on which Bedford was on the shutout side of, a Bedford parent went into the school's hallways, which were open due to a band concert and a swim meet, and took a dump right in the middle of the hallway. Grosse Pointe Farms Detective Anto Trupiano, who is investigating the deuce, told WXYZ, "This is definitely a first." "We kind of don't understand why he decided to walk through a bunch of different hallways to find a bathroom he walked past anyway," Trupiano said. In some of the screenshots shared by the police, you can actually see the turd.

Grosse Pointe Farms Police

We do understand. Those jerks have knocked Bedford out of the playoffs twice. The 2010 district final was a nail-biting 44-42 game, but this year's District Final was a pounding Bedford was unprepared for. Police were able to track down their suspect using the video, who claimed he had a "medical emergency," but detectives question his motive. We'll see what comes of it. It's funny to see how times have changed - in a pre-surveillance culture (like the 80s) this would've just been a funny mystery that people reminsce about at every class reunion. "Remember that time we got blown out at the disctrict final and Jimmy's dad blew out all over their hallway?" Read more at WXYZ