Couple On Date Night Busted at Native American Burial Ground, Doing Meth with Baby Yoda Pipe

In these challenging times, it's important more than ever to do regular 'date nights' with your significant other. It can be hard to come up with fresh ideas, with most places being closed, so take a page from this married couple.

A married couple in Hays County, TX got busted by a game warden when they were found sneaking around a Native American burial ground.

When the game wardens arrived, they found the couple sitting in a hole. They swore up and down that they weren't looking for arrowheads, and that they were just on a date.

The warden decided to search them, and found a pipe shaped like Baby Yoda on the husband, which he claimed he used to smoke CBD products, but it had

The warden set it down to talk to the woman, and the husband grabbed it and smashed it. The wardens continued their search, and found a garden glove with four artifacts hidden inside.

Of course, in these uncertain times, the man did what any criminal in 2020 would do; He said he has Coronavirus and started "coughing aggressively" at them. The police had charges for him and for her.

For Him:

Criminal Trespass
Antiques Code Violation
Possession of Controlled Substance
Tampering with Evidence
Harassment of a Public Servant

For Her:

Criminal Trespass
Antiques Code Violation