I totally understand getting upset if someone invites you over for a booty call, you agree to it and then they flake. But I'm not sure this is a proportionate response.

There's a 29-year-old woman named Taija Russell from Woodbury, New Jersey. And a few weeks ago, a guy invited her over for a booty call around 4:00 A.M.

But when she got to his house, he'd fallen asleep. And he didn't wake up when she banged on his door or repeatedly called and texted him from outside.

And that made her so upset she went to a gas station nearby, bought lighter fluid and matches, then went back to his house and set his DOOR on FIRE.

Woodbury Fire Department

The man, who told police Russell was his “side chick", had received eight missed calls from the scorned woman and a slew of text messages, including, “You wasted my money to come out here,” “U smoked,” “I see you wanna die,” and “I swear to god I hope you die," police said.

To her credit, that DID wake him up. He wound up jumping out of a window to escape but had to go to the hospital with burns and smoke inhalation. Firefighters also had to bust into the house to save his dog.

Woodbury Police Department

Taija was arrested on several felony charges, including attempted homicide, aggravated arson, and aggravated assault.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.