Woman Returns From Vacation With Dead Tortoise in Vagina

I've heard of worse ways to get a one-of-a-kind souvenir. A British woman on vacation in Spain and had severe pain in her downstairs area.

She went to the hospital to get things checked out. When the doctor took a look, they found a dead tortoise stuck up there and it had caused an infection. The unnamed woman reportedly started feeling off after going out drinking with a group of friends a few days earlier.

How the reptile ended up in her vagina is still a mystery and they believe it might be a turtle, due to the reptile's size.