Woman Opens a Boat Hatch to Pee on Her Sleeping Husband After an Argument

Just when you think you've seen EVERY strange way an argument can end... something like this happens.

There's a 48-year-old woman named Heather Smith in Tierra Verde, Florida. And on Saturday, she was on a boat with her 47-year-old husband and they got into an argument.

He went below deck to go to sleep, but Heather wasn't done with the fight.

So she opened up the boat's port hatch, which was directly above the bed... and peed on her husband.

And when he went up to confront her, she bit him on the stomach.

She was arrested for domestic battery.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.