What People Got Stuck in Their Rectums Last Year

Rectal Foreign Bodies, the online doctor's community that's kept a running tally of things people shove up their ass, has released the 2019 list of things of, well, things people shoved up their ass.

Here's the highlights, as shared by VICE:

“Patient States He States Slipped In The Shower And Landed On A Metal Air Freshener Can And It Went Into Rectum”
Folding Knife
Plastic Toy, “About 6 Inches Long”
Toothpick
Toothbrush
Toothbrush Holder
Plunger Handle
Mattress Foam
Two Razor Blades
Two Small Vibrators
Turkey Baster
Condom Wrapper
Coat Hanger, “Patient Unsure How It Got There”
Garden Hose Cap
Cigarette Lighter
Toy Hockey Stick
Water Gun
Bag Of Heroin
Coins
Egg Timer
Small Shampoo Bottle
Large Shampoo Bottle
Light Bulb
Apple Sauce Can
“Accidentally Got A Dildo Lodged In Rectum & Cut The End Of The Dildo Off”
“Stuck A 4 Inch Butt Plug Up Rectum Yesterday, Handle Broke. He Continued To Push The Toy In”
“Was Using Prostate Massager & It Got 'Sucked In'”'
Christmas Ornament