Rectal Foreign Bodies, the online doctor's community that's kept a running tally of things people shove up their ass, has released the 2019 list of things of, well, things people shoved up their ass.

Here's the highlights, as shared by VICE:

  • “Patient States He States Slipped In The Shower And Landed On A Metal Air Freshener Can And It Went Into Rectum”
  • Folding Knife
  • Plastic Toy, “About 6 Inches Long”
  • Toothpick
  • Toothbrush
  • Toothbrush Holder
  • Plunger Handle
  • Mattress Foam
  • Two Razor Blades
  • Two Small Vibrators
  • Turkey Baster
  • Condom Wrapper
  • Coat Hanger, “Patient Unsure How It Got There”
  • Garden Hose Cap
  • Cigarette Lighter
  • Toy Hockey Stick
  • Water Gun
  • Bag Of Heroin
  • Coins
  • Egg Timer
  • Small Shampoo Bottle
  • Large Shampoo Bottle
  • Light Bulb
  • Apple Sauce Can
  • “Accidentally Got A Dildo Lodged In Rectum & Cut The End Of The Dildo Off”
  • “Stuck A 4 Inch Butt Plug Up Rectum Yesterday, Handle Broke. He Continued To Push The Toy In”
  • “Was Using Prostate Massager & It Got 'Sucked In'”'
  • Christmas Ornament

So stay classy, America. Never stop shoving things in the poop chute.

Read more about more weird stuff found in cavities at Vice

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