The Best Workplace Memo of All Time?

The turd on the wall got me thinking about what we could do to get the word out that pooping on the wall is not okay in this building. An email wouldn't suffice, because most of the staff is out of the building. We don't want them to know what embarrassing things are going on here. We settled on a note, and it worked. Sometime over the weekend, the turd was scraped away. The idea came from an old office memo from a Quad City business that was sent to us by a listener back when we first were here at the Rock n' Roll Mansion.

Whoever was leaving turds in the toilet at that business probably went on to leave turds on our wall here.

Whoever you are, toilet-painting phantom-pooper, we're going to find you.