Teen Drops Acid, Covers Self in Cooking Oil, Fights the Cops
Someone should turn this into an after-school special. This is why you don't do drugs, kids.
19-year-old Lonnie Beatty in Apollo, Pennsylvania did a bunch of acid last month and started destroying the inside of his family's trailer.
He also tried to attack several family members, and got bit by the family dog in the process. Beatty was naked and covered in cooking oil when police showed up.
The nude man jumped off a porch to get away, and started running around in the snow. Police tased him, but he yanked the wires loose and just kept running.
Eventually he went back inside the trailer where they arrested him. But it took a while, because he was so slippery from the cooking oil.
They initially charged him with 24 different misdemeanors, but his family didn't want to press charges. So now he's just facing two counts of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. He did have to spend about two weeks in jail before he got bailed out though.
Read more at The Smoking Gun.