Police pulled over a driver on New Year's Eve night. The man told police, "I was just dropping off my friend, because I'm the DUI tonight." He meant the DD. He was arrested for DUI . . . so he was right.
A man driving a farm vehicle in Pennsylvania was arrested for DUI . . . just 17 MINUTES after he was released from custody after being arrested for a previous DUI.
A Grayslake, Illinois woman was arrested for driving drunk, hitting a utility pole, and spitting in cops' faces while claiming to have a communicative disease.