Stage’s Prom From 1994
The idea for most people is to look their absolute best at prom. This was my version of that.
1994, my junior year, I went to prom wearing "Get a Grip" cow shorts I bought at the Aerosmith show at Alpine Valley in 1993. I almost guarantee I still have them in a box in my attic. I can certainly guarantee I will not be able to fit into them.
My glasses were new. My shoes were clean & unscuffed. My legs were skinny.
My mullet was fantastic.
Hard to believe...but I got zero action at the after prom. How could those strong-willed ladies resist? It's hard to believe.