The idea for most people is to look their absolute best at prom.  This was my version of that.

 

1994, my junior year, I went to prom wearing "Get a Grip" cow shorts I bought at the Aerosmith show at Alpine Valley in 1993.  I almost guarantee I still have them in a box in my attic.  I can certainly guarantee I will not be able to fit into them.

My glasses were new.  My shoes were clean & unscuffed. My legs were skinny.

My mullet was fantastic.

Hard to believe...but I got zero action at the after prom.  How could those strong-willed ladies resist?  It's hard to believe.

credit: Stager's Mom