See? I TOLD You I was Fashion Forward!!!
You see? All you fashion chasers, buying up the latest trends...spending money & time finding the right "look"...just to have some blogger introduce the next wave of fashion and render your wardrobe completely useless!!
Apparently the "90's Grunge look" is back in style again and I couldn't be happier. They say fashion is cyclical. I know this. So, that's why I've stuck with this look all these years. It's the Tshirt, Jeans, Care-By-Not-Caring look that I've been crafting since 1991.
Now look! It's all over the catwalks up and down Paris! Or wherever they do those things.
All of a sudden I'm back in style! ME!!! Mr. "crew socks & jean shorts" is finally back on top!
Luckily for you, I've got the Lexicon of Grunge Speak, coming soon to a high school or mall near you:
WACK SLACKS: Old ripped jeans
FUZZ: Heavy wool sweaters
PLATS: Platform shoes
KICKERS: Heavy boots
SWINGIN' ON THE FLIPPITY-FLOP: Hanging out
BOUND-AND-HAGGED: Staying home on Friday or Saturday night
HARSH REALM: Bummer
COB NOBBLER: Loser
DISH: Desirable guy
BLOATED, BIG BAG OF BLOATATION: Drunk
LAMESTAIN: Uncool person
TOM-TOM CLUB: Uncool outsiders
ROCK ON: A happy goodbye