They're out here to flatten all kinds of curves.

In an effort to bring a laugh to the neighborhood, a couple posted around 30 flyers to advertise an Avenger themed "Post Pandemic Pan-Philadelphia Orgy." They put the fliers up all around their neighborhood. It started as a joke, but the couple said they've had so many calls and inquiries that they plan to host an actual orgy now.

"The orgy is on."

Bob is a lighting engineer and Alyssa is a sex-therapist. Neither have been to an orgy, but feel obligated to hold one when it's safe.




 

"This would be new territory for us, but it's something we're open to," says Alyssa, who identifies as bisexual.

Bob said "I identify as heterosexual but I'm open to new experiences." He says he's had a few "small group experiences", but nothing he'd call an orgy.

The couple started dating in December, but when the pandemic hit, they decided to quarantine together and found themselves quite compatible.

"Humanity is currently in the middle of the largest dry spell in all of history. That's what inspired the flyers," Bob said, “It may seem strange to advertise an orgy in such a public way, but yes, we wanted to bring a smile to our neighbors’ faces."

Alyssa said they've had inquiries as far as Nevada.

They're keeping the Avengers theme too. Alyssa explains, "We just like spandex, bodysuits and tights. It seemed like a sexy, easy theme, and since this is new for us, it felt good to have some direction.”

They originally planned to host the orgy in their apartment, but might need to rent a bigger venue.

Bob said, "We don't know what the future holds for us, we just want something to look forward to.”

Read more at NY Post

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