There's blood on your hands, Parker Brothers.

There was a Monopoly tournament in Branson, Missouri this weekend. If ever you'd expect an event to be peaceful, it's a board game tournament in the most "aw shucks" town in America.

(Photo illustration by Cate Gillon/Getty Images)
(Photo illustration by Cate Gillon/Getty Images)
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But that was before 69-year-old John Litton showed up. Apparently he was guilty of some unsportsmanlike conduct during the tournament last year. I have no idea what that even means? Did he refuse to let someone else be the thimble? Did he try to build a hotel without building houses first? Did he demand a recount after he only won $10 for coming in second in a beauty pageant?

Anyway, when he showed up for this year's tournament, the people in charge asked him to sit this one out. He responded by beating up a bunch of random Monopoly players. No one was seriously hurt, but John was arrested for five counts of assault, disturbing the peace, and trespassing.

(Stone County Sheriff's Office)
(Stone County Sheriff's Office)
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