“Poop Like a Champion” Cereal Is Available on Amazon
If you're pooping like a rookie, pooping like a benchwarmer, or pooping like a team that makes the playoffs but gets eliminated in the second round, it's time to step up your game, and poop like a champion today.
How? By buying a high-fiber cereal that's literally called Poop Like a Champion.
It's available on Amazon and a box will run you $12, but it just might be worth it.
It has two more grams of total fiber than Fiber One cereal, five more grams of soluble fiber, and a three-and-a-half star rating after 310 reviews.
The reviews basically agree the flavor isn't amazing, but you're not buying it for the taste. As one reviewer wrote, "Works as advertised."
Another reviewer said, "Whoo-hoo! Like a champion, baby! Pretty sure I just dropped two pounds. Stays crunchy, tastes good, works like a charm. Will definitely buy again."
"It should be called “take a dump like an elephant.” Works as advertised."
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