Police in Clearwater were called to a McDonald's to investigate a suspicious person, and they found Martin Skelly, a 380lb man in possession of a hypodermic needle containing methamphetamine. Officers asked Skelly if he had anything else on him, which he denied.

Skelly was charged with possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Upon arriving to the jail, Martin was asked again if he had any other drugs on his person, which he denied.

Pinellas County Sheriff's Department

During the intake, Skelly went through a full and thorough body search, which brought a new discovery.

According to the affidavit, the deputy discovered a "small bag of a crystal powder substance wedged deep within the belly button cavity" containing 2.7 grams of meth.

Pinellas County Sheriff's Department

What did Martin Skelly have to say about what was in his belly?

"I was just being dumb and not thinking."

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