Police Catch Suspect When His Flatulence Gives Away His Hiding Spot
I've had some gas get me in trouble before, but never so much that it got me arrested.
Police in Nottinghamshire, England tried to serve a warrant to a 35 year old male who missed a court appearance, but the guy took off into the woods. Officers chased after him, but they couldn't find him.
The police were searching the woods when they suddenly heard the sound of a turd whistling for the right of way. It must've registered as a 7.4 on the Rectum scale, because police quickly found and arrested the guy.
The West Bassetlaw Police took to Facebook to tell the story. One officer said "I was almost out of wind running but luckily the suspect still had some. I heard him letting rip and followed the noises to a bush."
There's a lesson here for all of us. When you're running from the police, grab some GasX.
Read more at Nottingham Post
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