Marine Corps Investigates After Pilots Draw Wiener in the Sky
Nothing makes me happier than knowing that trained professionals with access to fighter jets that cost several million dollars will use them to draw wieners in the sky.
A spokesperson for the Marine Corps has confirmed that an investigation is underway after a flight by the 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing mapped out a penis in the air. The pattern was spotted by Aircraft Spots on Twitter who posted some screenshots of the symmetrical drawing.
Spokesperson Josef Patterson released the following statement:
An investigation to uncover the facts and circumstances surrounding the incident is ongoing. The aircrew's chain of command are committed to maintaining an environment of professionalism, dignity and respect. The Marines and Sailors of 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing will perform at the highest levels expected of professional war fighters, and uphold our core values of honor, courage and commitment.