At least this guy still has his sense of humor. At least enough to come up with a solid pun while being arrested.

46-year-old Keith Mounts let a friend use his bathroom at his mobile home outside Tampa on Saturday, and told him to make sure he flushed. But his friend didn't flush, so Keith went after him with a machete.

He pointed it at the friend's face and threatened to "chop" him with it if he didn't go back and flush the toilet. So his friend called 911.

And when officers asked Keith about it, he told them that, "Sh*t happened."

Pasco County Sheriff's Office
Pasco County Sheriff's Office
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Keith tried to claim he was just defending himself with the machete, but his story didn't add up. He's facing charges for aggravated assault.

Read more at The Smoking Gun.

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