Man Caught Going 110 Miles-Per-Hour Said He Was Racing to Drop a “Number Two”

If you've ever wondered whether a cop will let you off the hook for a speeding ticket if you pull the old "I'm about to poop my pants" excuse, this isn't good news.

A guy was pulled over in Cambridgeshire, England last week for doing 110 miles-per-hour in his Mercedes. And he told the cop he was sorry for speeding but he had to because he, "needed the toilet, a number two."

The cop gave him a ticket anyway.