It’s National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day

If you participate in this holiday, you'll almost certainly get fired and might even get arrested. And I'm not sure saying, "But the Internet says it's a holiday" will hold up in court.

Apparently, today is National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day.

There's no word on whether anyone's ever actually taken advantage of the holiday as a chance to slap a coworker, so hey, you could be the first.