Illinois Man With Tesla Face Tattoo Crashes ’92 Minivan In DUI Accident

A driver near Chicago was arrested on Friday on a felony DUI charge and multiple vehicular charges, according to Elmhurst Police, a town about 20 miles west of 2Chicago.2

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The Elmhurst Police say 25-year-old Jordan Lindsey was behind the wheel of a GMC Safari on Thursday evening that he crashed out on Route 83. His crash was a "single-vehicle roll-over," according to the report.

Lindsey was charged with a felony aggravated DUI since he was driving with a suspended license due to a drunk driving conviction.

The Wisconsin native, who lives a few miles outside Elmhurst has a pending misdemeanor disorderly conduct case and a rap sheet with all kinds of vehicular convictions.

Elmhurst Police Department

Despite his Tesla face tattoo, it's pretty obvious he doesn't own a Tesla. However, I can't help but feel like having a self-driving car would have saved Lindsey and the Elmhurst Police department a heap of trouble.

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