How To Repel Gnats This Summer!
Reasons I'm outside:
- Throwing the ball around with the kids
- Having a beer on the deck
- Having a beer in the garage
- Playing frisbee with the kids
- Having a beer around the campfire
Reasons I quit those activities abruptly and prematurely:
- Those damn gnats! I can't stand those GDGnats!
Luckily I found a cure. I ordered this soap off of Amazon, but I think they've started to carry it around here. It works 100% of the time! I hate using "OFF" due to the nasty chemical smell and the layer of grime on my skin.
With this stuff, I dab it like a fine perfume on the back of my neck and on my arms and VIOLA! Now! Daddy can play ball...or watch you play ball while I drink a beer...not swatting at THOSE GOD DAMN GNATS!!