Dwyer about got his ass kicked by what he describes as a "Gang of Deer."

The group was in the road, and wouldn't move out of the way. Dwyer tried to shoo them away from the safety of his car, but they wouldn't budge.

So, the discussion was, would he have been able to get out of his car and chase them away, or would he end up with his ass kicked - or worse, impaled - by this roving and menacing gang of deer.

For research, we went to good ol' YouTube to see if we could find any documentation of deer fighting back, and sure enough, it's a thing.

We think Dwyer made the right decision by staying in his car.

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