Florida Man Arrested For Drive-By Cheeseburgering

A former strip club employee has been arrested for a drive-by attack outside of the strip club he once worked at.

According to investigators, the employee (though it doesn't say if he was a dancer or a bouncer), showed up on Friday at the Atlantis Gentleman's Club "to speak with management," however, things quickly turned into an argument.

Still sitting in his vehicle, police say that was when 26-year-old Jordan Cotto allegedly "grabbed a cheeseburger from his vehicle" and threw the delicacy, striking a male victim on the shoulder and causing him "bodily harm," but he wasn't seriously injured by the delicious projectile.

When police questioned him, he immediately confessed to the crime and showed no remorse for it whatsoever.

“The defendant stated he did throw a cheeseburger from his vehicle” the report said “he would do it again.”

No weapon was seized - probably because it'd take awhile to pick up all the sesame seeds.

Cotto was arrested for battery, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail. He was released on his own recognizance by a judge who gave him a no-contact order with the victim, but has not been told he can't possess any cheeseburgers.

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