You've got a one in 292.2 million shot of winning the $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot this Wednesday. Not to kick your optimism in the groin, but here are five ridiculous things with better odds.

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  1. You're 25 times more likely to become President of the United States.
  2. Winning would be like flipping a coin 28 times in a row and getting heads every time.
  3. You're four times more likely to be hit by an asteroid.
  4. You're 10 times more likely to die in a fatal car accident on your way to buy Powerball tickets than to win.
  5. You're 508 times more likely to become a billionaire through some other means.

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