Dwyer & Michaels Dating Advice for Megan, Because Clearly She Needs Help
This morning on the Dwyer & Michaels show, studio helper Megan informed us that she went on a "not date" date last night. As we questioned her about it we realized that she needs dating help, as the description of this man's actions became very suspicious.
It occurred to us and listeners that this man was not who he said he was. We believe he was either:
- A serial killer.
- Hiding the fact that he had a wife.
- What the kids call a "playa."
As the listeners all became concerned with her dating choices, we asked them to send her advice through the station app.
We have put together a list of the advice that she received. As you can imagine, this is going to be a mixture of mediocre and decent advice (remember these are the listeners of Dwyer & Michaels we are talking about.)
Dwyer & Michaels Dating Advice for Megan
Find a biker or MC member, you won’t hear BS, they tell it like it is! And they’re ready to party anytime!!!! -Fester
The good guy is probably right there in front of you, you probably put him in the friend zone multiple times. -Dan
Have Liam Neeson on speed dial just in case. -Eric
Always ask to see his license! -AJ
This message came in when the guy Megan described started to sound fishy...
When Megan mentioned this man did not have Facebook or Instagram.