Dwyer & Michaels Dating Advice for Megan, Because Clearly She Needs Help
This morning on the Dwyer & Michaels show, studio helper Megan informed us that she went on a "not date" date last night. As we questioned her about it we realized that she needs dating help, as the description of this man's actions became very suspicious.
It occurred to us and listeners that this man was not who he said he was. We believe he was either:
- A serial killer.
- Hiding the fact that he had a wife.
- What the kids call a "playa."
As the listeners all became concerned with her dating choices, we asked them to send her advice through the station app.
We have put together a list of the advice that she received. As you can imagine, this is going to be a mixture of mediocre and decent advice (remember these are the listeners of Dwyer & Michaels we are talking about.)
Dwyer & Michaels Dating Advice for Megan
Find a biker or MC member, you won’t hear BS, they tell it like it is! And they’re ready to party anytime!!!! -Fester
The good guy is probably right there in front of you, you probably put him in the friend zone multiple times. -Dan
Have Liam Neeson on speed dial just in case. -Eric
Always ask to see his license! -AJ
Ditch him. He's just going to tell his buddies that he banged some broad that's on the radio.....(in my best Murph voice).... -Mikey
This message came in when the guy Megan described started to sound fishy...
Keith Morrison is already writing his narration of this future Dateline. -Adam
Megan next time you go out on a date or meet a guy take a wing woman with you. -Emma
Dear Megan: You can put your picture next to mine in the dictionary for the word Naive. -Boyd
Not having your own car there is super scary! I usually try to have my car on hand even with friends I’ve had forever. I want to be able to leave whenever I’m tired, bored, annoyed, or not happy with the situation! Megan definitely have a way to leave especially if you’re not 100% sure what’s going on! -Beth
When Megan mentioned this man did not have Facebook or Instagram.
He is definitely hiding the fact that he is married. -Anon
Let me pick him.
I'll get you a boyfriend. You know what his name will be? Caller #10.
Be Careful. -Literally Everyone
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