This morning on the Dwyer & Michaels show, studio helper Megan informed us that she went on a "not date" date last night. As we questioned her about it we realized that she needs dating help, as the description of this man's actions became very suspicious.

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It occurred to us and listeners that this man was not who he said he was. We believe he was either:

  1.  A serial killer.
  2. Hiding the fact that he had a wife.
  3. What the kids call a "playa."

As the listeners all became concerned with her dating choices, we asked them to send her advice through the station app.

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We have put together a list of the advice that she received. As you can imagine, this is going to be a mixture of mediocre and decent advice (remember these are the listeners of Dwyer & Michaels we are talking about.)

Dwyer & Michaels Dating Advice for Megan

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Find a biker or MC member, you won’t hear BS, they tell it like it is! And they’re ready to party anytime!!!! -Fester

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The good guy is probably right there in front of you, you probably put him in the friend zone multiple times. -Dan
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Have Liam Neeson on speed dial just in case.  -Eric

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Always ask to see his license!  -AJ

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Ditch him. He's just going to tell his buddies that he banged some broad that's on the radio.....(in my best Murph voice).... -Mikey
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This message came in when the guy Megan described started to sound fishy...

Keith Morrison is already writing his narration of this future Dateline. -Adam
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Megan next time you go out on a date or meet a guy take a wing woman with you. -Emma
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As we learned how friendly Megan is, this message came in...
Dear Megan: You can put your picture next to mine in the dictionary for the word Naive. -Boyd
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Not having your own car there is super scary! I usually try to have my car on hand even with friends I’ve had forever. I want to be able to leave whenever I’m tired, bored, annoyed, or not happy with the situation! Megan definitely have a way to leave especially if you’re not 100% sure what’s going on! -Beth
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When Megan mentioned this man did not have Facebook or Instagram.

He is definitely hiding the fact that he is married. -Anon
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Hairball's advice for Megan.
Let me pick him.
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Michael's advise for Megan.
I'll get you a boyfriend. You know what his name will be? Caller #10.
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The most repeated advice of all...
Be Careful.   -Literally Everyone
Hopefully, Megan learned something from all this craziness. Good Luck studio helper, stay away from the serial killers, please.

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