Armed Robber Beaten Up With Double-Ended, 18 Inch… Weapon

If you're going to rob a store, stop and think about what possible weapons there could be inside, and adjust your plan accordingly.

CCTV Footage from a sex store in Novokuznetsk, Russia on July 24th shows a thwarted robbery attempt after the worker fought back against the armed assailant.

The saleswoman hasn't been named, but was working late when the masked thief came into the store and pulled out a knife, demanding money.

She reached down below the register to her right to give the illusion she was reaching for something, perhaps a register key, and then pulled out an 18-inch, double-ended dildo.

The worker bashed the robber over the head with the thing, and I can only imagine the THWACK sound this thing made.

While the local police are working to confirm the footage is fully legitimate, they're investigating the incident.

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