“Ancient Sword of the Meth King” Seized by Police

It's always great to get `weapons of mass destruction off the street. One small Michigan township's police department seized one in January.

In a post on Facebook this weekend, they revealed what they found during a traffic stop.

The officers determined in one hashtag that the toothed sword they found was actually the "Ancient Sword of the Meth King," assumingly the greatest sword known to methkind.

I've heard of this before. According to the legends, he who possesses the "Ancient Sword of the Meth King" possess the Meth Kingdom.