10 Songs To Wash Your Hands to That Aren’t “Happy Birthday”
We're all taught at a young age that the proper time to wash our hands or brush our teeth is to the tune of "Happy Birthday." After about the age of 12 that song becomes annoying, so here's 10 songs you can sing instead that are less annoying.
"A Little Bit Alexis" from Schitt's Creek:
"No Coronavirus" to the tune of Parks and Rec's "Don't Be Suspicious":
The chorus of "Shallow" from A Star is Born:
Easily one of the best musical movies in the last few years.
Lizzo's "Truth Hurts":
Lizzo's music is everyone's guilty pleasure, don't even try to lie.
“Why men great ‘til they gotta be great? Don’t text me, tell it straight to my face. Best friend sat me down in the salon chair. Shampoo press, get you out of my hair. Fresh photos with the bomb lighting. New man on the Minnesota Vikings. Truth hurts, needed something more exciting. Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay”
Eminem's "Lose Yourself":
Dolly Parton's "Jolene":
Foreigner's "Hot Blooded":
"Well I'm hot blooded, check it and see. I've got a fever of a hundred and three. Come on baby, do you do more than dance? I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded"
Lady MacBeth's "Out, Damned Spot!"
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