How unfair is it that I'm drinking this in the snow?

Just the Facts:

Bottle temp at opening: 36 degrees.

Drinking temp: 38 degrees.

Nose: Like Mexico with a tan.

Taste: A hint of aftertaste.

3 out of 6 bottles

It's a mindset, really, to pick up a Modelo.  You are saying, "I don't care--I'm sitting on the beach in the sun," no matter where you happen to be. So I'm enjoying this crisp,  but thin-tasting beer with my feet in the sand.  Unfortunately, the sand was snow, and now I have no toes.  Thanks a lot Modelo Negra.