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Save the fish!

We do a LOT for our pets. But do FISH count? Last week, a couple in Melbourne, Australia noticed their pet goldfish George was having trouble breathing. And their other fish were picking on him.

(Byron Schlenker)

World’s Widest Tongue

I'm sad for this guy, because I'm afraid he's about to get more female attention than he's EVER gotten in his life.

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Employee of the month

I don't know who "Shane" is, so I'm just going to go ahead and switch his name to "Klinger," makes much more sense to me now.

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It’s almost time…

We're just over 12 hours away from rappelling off the roof of the Financial Center in Des Moines.  Pat Miletich challenged me to do this with him, listeners pledged over $1400 to Special Olympics of Iowa, and now I'm sitting in a hotel room realizing how screwed I am

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A Vet Performed a Life-Saving Operation on a Goldfish

We do a LOT for our pets. But do FISH count?

Last week, a couple in Melbourne, Australia noticed their pet goldfish George was having trouble breathing. And their other fish were picking on him.

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SURGE Returns To The Market….Rejoice!

Coca-Cola is re-marketing Surge, the caffeine-packed competitor to Mt. Dew.  It was a nice compliment beverage, but disappeared.  Well, instead of drinking the old cans, and hoping not to puke, now you can get on the waiting list.  Here's what can happen when you drink a soda that is very old....

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(Byron Schlenker)
(Byron Schlenker)
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Meet the Guy With the World Record For Widest Tongue [EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS]

I'm sad for this guy, because I'm afraid he's about to get more female attention than he's EVER gotten in his life.

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Shane is the Walmart Employee We Should All Strive to Be

I don't know who "Shane" is, so I'm just going to go ahead and switch his name to "Klinger," makes much more sense to me now. This collection of whiteboards from a Walmart backroom proves that Shane is probably their best employee.

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Pat Miletich is Going Over the Edge for Special Olympics
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Send Michaels Over the Edge with Pat Miletich for Special Olympics

As a fundraiser for the Special Olympics, Pat Miletich will be rappelling off the 27-story Financial Center in downtown Des Moines. If we raise enough money, Michaels will be joining him!

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Category: 2Dorks, Video Vault
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Girl Playing Peekaboo Flips Out When Her Dad Reveals He Shaved

Some guy with a huge beard was playing peekaboo with his daughter, by covering his head with a blanket. Then he got up and shaved, came back, and kept playing. And when she found out he was suddenly beardless, she was NOT happy about it.

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Category: 2Dorks, Video Vault
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Looks Like Nebraska is the New “Show Me State”

Miss Nebraska Megan Swanson accidentally flashed her crotch during the Miss America pageant last night. Whoops.

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Nikolas Toocheck Holds the Record for Youngest Person to Complete a Marathon on All Seven Continents

He may only be 11-years-old, but, Nikolas Toocheck holds the Guiness World Record for the Youngest Person to Complete a Marathon on All Seven Continents. Yes, even Antarctica!

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The Box That Almost Got Away

Moving is exhausting.  Emotionally, and physically, you are wrecked by the time you get to your new location.  My Mother-in-law changed addresses over the last two weeks, and towards the end, things got like an episode of hoarders, where everyone is holding a box, and  she's saying, "Keep" or "Throw-away

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