If I am Not an Old Fart, Why Do I Do So Much Stuff Old Farts Do?

Perfect example was today…both kids are in school, and at musical practice until 4PM…so my wife sends out the signal…yep…movie day! So today we see American Hustle matinee show…AND it happens to be Bargain day…so at 11:45 it's me, my wife and 30 old…I mean OLD people…you can hear oxygen tanks…hover-rounds etc…we get up after it's over and since we didn't get out right away we are literally stuck behind a mass of shuffling humans complaining about how they had to sit for so long. We look at each other and laugh…but seriously, I wonder how long before we really fit in with this crowd. I feel like I want to go to a rave or something…but they start too late.