When your girlfriend is hammered on peppermint schnapps and pushing you to have group sex, what could go wrong?

42-year-old Teresa Gillard from Lake Havasu City, Arizona and her boyfriend took their dog to the dog park last month, and they met a woman there who they invited back home.

Teresa and the woman drank some Budweiser Straw-Ber-Ritas and took some shots of peppermint schnapps, then they proposed a threesome to the guy. He turned them down because he wasn't feeling well.

That made Teresa so upset that she stabbed him in the arm and stomach with a pair of scissors. Fortunately, he only wound up with minor scratches. But Teresa was charged with felony aggravated assault.

Mohave County Jail

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