Ladies, please, if you're in an argument with your husband and things get heated, DO NOT use pizza slices to attack them. The pizza is innocent and does not deserve to be wasted in such a way.

44-year-old Amber Llorens of Westport, Connecticut and her husband had just left a bar where they had been celebrating a friend's birthday. On the way home they stopped and bought themselves a pie from Domino's.

For whatever reason, the couple started fighting while returning to their Land Rover. Once inside the vehicle, Amber started throwing slices of the pizza at her husband.

Cops arrived and found several pieces of the weaponized food still laying on the floor of the SUV. Amber was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.

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