We're one week away from the one day a year where we're supposed to celebrate our love. The other 364 days? Nothing but spite, baby.

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Buzzfeed asked people to share the pettiest ways they've ever gotten revenge in a relationship. Here are some of my favorites:

"After a fight, my husband stormed out of the house and said he was going to see a movie. I knew which one it was and he'd been looking forward to it, so I Googled spoilers and texted them to him while he was driving there."

"He called me a name, so I cut the nipples out of his shirts."

"I waited until he had finished the second-to-last episode of a show on Netflix, then I changed the password."

"I mashed his iPhone charger so it wouldn't work, and then I ate his leftover Popeyes biscuits in the fridge."

"After an argument, I put a shrimp in the hollow part of the curtain rod and closed it up."