I guess I can be glad that if I'm ever profiled by the FBI, one of my identifying features isn't a big "DORK" tattoo on my throat.

Shawn Frederick Weatherhead is wanted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation after he's allegedly contacted them 1,000 times since December 2015. At least three of those times included threats to kill people.

The FBI identifies him as a 5-foot-6 male, weighing about 140 pounds. He has brown hair, hazel eyes, and many tattoos including ink on his face and a throat tattoo reading "DORK."

Read more at FBI.