How come nothing even close to this cool ever happened when I was in high school?

34-year-old Lacey Sponsler was substitute teaching at Pawhuska High School in Pawhuska, Oklahoma last Friday, and for some reason, she decided to do a cartwheel in front of a choir class.

But she was wearing a dress and no underwear. So when she did the cartwheel, the class got a full, unobstructed view of everything.

One girl complained, and the school brought in the cops. Lacey denied doing the cartwheel, but one kid was filming on Snapchat at the time and the cops saw what all the kids saw.

Lacey was arrested for indecent exposure. She told them she was, "just dancing with the students and trying to be a cool teacher."

Pawhuska Police Department

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