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Drunk Man Punctures Bowel With 30-Inch-Long Sex Toy
A drunk man in Scunthorpe, U.K. had required medical attention after he lost control of a 2.5-foot-long object he had inserted in himself and perforated his bowel.
"This case is the first of its kind and exclusive due to the enormous size," doctors said...
Jealous Boyfriend Sets Fire to Strip Club
This guy might have found the only crime that'll make his girlfriend's dad like him more. Creio Bishop tried to burn down a strip club to keep his girlfriend off the pole.