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Couple Donated Huge Bitcoin Earnings to Charity
The fun part of this story is it involves a huge donation that could be worthless in six months. Halle Tecco and Jeff Hammerbacher run an angel investment fund called Techammer, and they're huge eggheads.
The Unofficial Hallmark Christmas Movie Drinking Game
I'm sure there are plenty of people out there that unironically watch Christmas films from Hallmark, but even they have to admit that those movies can be pretty campy.
Here's a pretty extensive drinking game that you can play if you're ever forced to sit through one...