Did you know that Brian Jones from The Rolling Stones fathered not one, but 2 illegitimate children...all before he was 16 years old!!

Of course, those were different times.  By the time Priscilla Presley was 14 she was being courted by the King of Rock & Roll.

Either way...16 years old with 2 kids is a great reason to join a rock & roll band and never have a solid home mailing address.